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WELCOME TO BUGGAR PICKERS' ASSOC.

CAUTION!!!!! IF YOU ARE FAINT OF HEART OR SQUIMISH DO NOT GO ANY FARTHER....ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE TO BEING CALLED A BUGGAR PICKER, SNOT SNIFFER, BUGGAR FLICKER, A NOSE NOODLE,QUID QUEEN,OR ANY ONE OF THOSE CUTSEY THINGS.


WORLDS BIGGEST BUGGAR AWARD TO JUSTIN SNIFFEN

YES FRIENDS,,,,,The 1998 award for the largest buggar goes to Justin Sniffen of Achoo Falls North Dakota, when interviewed as to his enormous win at this years contest, Justin stated that he hadn't picked his nose since he was three years old and now at the ripe(and I do mean ripe) old age of 42, he has finally come out of his shell and hiding to release the contents of his nostril for display to the general public.(like we've really been waiting for that, Justin). He said it twern't "nothin, gee his great grandpa had one twice the size by the time he was 40. And when asked what he was going to attempt now, he just stated, well, my great uncle won an award for the biggest turd......OK.....well never mind Justin........there you have it folks...STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSES' NOSE......(I WONDER IF ANIMALS ARE ALLOWED IN THOSE CONTESTS.......???? Story by Harriet Knasal


BUGGARPICKERS' HORRO-SCOPE

AQUARIUS Jan. 21-Feb. 19 You are extremely inventive as to the removal and the disposal of all your buggars and if given the opportunity to pertake in a conversation about buggars, you will certainly know the Scientific name for buggars.(only you!!!)

PISCES Feb. 20- Mar. 20 When you spend spare time daydreaming, you sometimes find that picking for buggars calms you. You become very emotional ove those "lost" buggars, you know, the ones that disappear from your finger as you are finding a place to put them.(yeh, they land on the dinner plate)

ARIES Mar. 21-Apr. 20 You don't fool around searching for buggars, you just blow them away into a tissue(and of course you have to look at them after you blow) and you have no patience in exploring for that one buggar still hanging on, it would be just as easy to forget about it.(so what color are your buggars?)

TAURUS Apr. 21-May 21 You can be very stubborn in finding that last buggar....but you really are too lazy to get up for a tissue...any old place will do to get rid of it.(so you're the one putting them on the doors in the bathrooms)

GEMINI May 22-June 21 You are ungrateful to those who point out that you have exposed buggars...BUT....you can be quick-witted and always come back with a good buggar joke.(and of course it's always distasteful).

CANCER June 21-July 23 You are careful to hide your nose picking from others and will always sink into a corner to pick. You have a tendancy to have regular buggars, you can count on at least one buggar a day. (oh, thats something to look forward to...!)

LEO July 24-Aug. 23 You are proud of those great big buggars and find creative ways of disposing of them, and if neccessary you wear them well untill you have a proper time to pick them.(yeh, when you're watching those x-rated movies,huh?)

VIRGO Aug. 24-Sept.23 You are constantly picking and looking in the mirror so you don't embarass yourself by having an unsightly buggar showing and you always wash after each pick.(oh yeh...right)

LIBRA You are very diplomatic when it comes to your buggars. You expect others to do what you do when someone has a buggar, quietly and indescreetly tell the person he has "SOMETHING" in his nose...you can even be pursuaded to get it out for him..(that's really sick)

SCORPIO Oct. 24-Nov. 22 You will stop at nothing to find every way to reach that one buggar that can't be seen but felt, you might even be extremely curious as to where you've been to have your buggar contain what it does.(Stay out of stock yards)

SAGETTARIUS Nov. 23-Dec. 21 You are enthusiastic about picking your buggars and very philosophical as to buggar flicking, you keep your mind open to new ways of buggar disposal.(yeh, you're probably the kind that eats them)

CAPRICORN Dec. 22-Jan. 20 You are cautious about picking too far in and when in a crowd, very business-like in the disposal of then and never make fun of anyone with an exposed buggar, after all its no joking matter...(get a life Capricorn)

ASTROLOGY BY E.Z. PIKARD